Reported by Anonymous

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i went to the store one day and bought a new laser printer because my old hp just doesnt print sowell anymore and the lights keep dimming when it does :(

so i take myself to the store and review the murchandise....i buy an hp. i come home only to find this device has been immasculated, ripped of all parallel ports -- stricken to a life of perpendicularity. hp has no answers and they tell me to take it back and i do :( i puruse the ilse and wares, reluctant to buy a brother (just because typewriters suck.) but it was only $130, not too bad for a laserprinter.


its very fast +1

its large -1

they supply opensource drivers +1

600 dpi is personal problem -1

cheap +1

it prints, goddamit, it prints +5