I'm A SysAdmin and I'm okay
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I'm A SysAdmin
Sung to the Monty Python classic "I'm A Lumberjack"
[spoken]
I never really wanted to be a scientist.
I wanted to be...a...a SYSADMIN!
[system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up]
Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK,
I grep all night and I chown all day.
[choir]
He's a sysadmin and he's OK,
He greps all night and he chowns all day.
I ping the nodes, I do PM,
I awk and perl and sed.
I've got a Star Wars lunchbox,
And Tron sheets on my bed!
[choir]
He pings the nodes, he does PM,
He awks and perls and seds.
He's got a Star Wars lunchbox,
And Tron sheets on his bed!
I ping the nodes, I change the rates,
I fork the processes.
I wish that all my lusers
would catch some rare disease!
[choir, growing slightly uncomfortable]
He pings the nodes, he changes rates,
He forks the processes.
He wishes all his lusers
would catch some rare disease!
[choir brightens as they repeat chorus]
I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts.
I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account!
[choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off]
He pings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts,
He posts .gifs…?
from Al Lowe's Humour Site - http://www.allowe.com
[edit]
2 hours to go on last day before 2 week break, almost all work done, what's left to do - except maybe a full backup.......nah
[/edit]
Sung to the Monty Python classic "I'm A Lumberjack"
[spoken]
I never really wanted to be a scientist.
I wanted to be...a...a SYSADMIN!
[system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up]
Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK,
I grep all night and I chown all day.
[choir]
He's a sysadmin and he's OK,
He greps all night and he chowns all day.
I ping the nodes, I do PM,
I awk and perl and sed.
I've got a Star Wars lunchbox,
And Tron sheets on my bed!
[choir]
He pings the nodes, he does PM,
He awks and perls and seds.
He's got a Star Wars lunchbox,
And Tron sheets on his bed!
I ping the nodes, I change the rates,
I fork the processes.
I wish that all my lusers
would catch some rare disease!
[choir, growing slightly uncomfortable]
He pings the nodes, he changes rates,
He forks the processes.
He wishes all his lusers
would catch some rare disease!
[choir brightens as they repeat chorus]
I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts.
I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account!
[choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off]
He pings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts,
He posts .gifs…?
from Al Lowe's Humour Site - http://www.allowe.com
[edit]
2 hours to go on last day before 2 week break, almost all work done, what's left to do - except maybe a full backup.......nah
[/edit]
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This forum is going downhill...
I am definately stealing (copying and pasting) that one! man, that was a good laugh! .....says it comes in 32 oz cans, but only has 16oz of drink inside........ hehehe!
Quote:Heh, go for it... I pinched it from someone WAY back in the mid-to-late 90's off forums, & laffed large like you must have reading it!
thanx!
Quote:Heck, I am sure we could all ADD to it, each one... folks here know enough to put in some GOOD ones I imagine!
there's your first one: with Windows XP Beer, you have to activate it before you can pull the lid off.
Also, you can take a used Windows 2000 cans back and get a Windows XP beer can for a special (upgrade) price......
thanx!
Quote:Heck, I am sure we could all ADD to it, each one... folks here know enough to put in some GOOD ones I imagine!
there's your first one: with Windows XP Beer, you have to activate it before you can pull the lid off.
Also, you can take a used Windows 2000 cans back and get a Windows XP beer can for a special (upgrade) price......
u all need to get out more
